Anonymous asked: ha! i just suddenly wondered - for some unknown reason - if you still had this blog as it is two years since i checked and lo and behold here it is and it's exactly the same!
I haven’t logged in since last fall. So… kind of.
I have followers?
Does anyone still read this?
Anonymous asked: Because I thought you were the guy in the icon picture. Whatever, I'm coping.
I’m so sorry to have lied…
Anonymous asked: I dunno. Probably mostly because you bought me drinks that one time. I bet I used to suspect you were cute. And you seem smart enough.
There’s nothing in this world like being described as “smart enough”.
Is this goth humor?
*GRITS TEETH*
I’m hard of hearing and my ex used to mumble ALL THE FUCKING TIME! Plus he would talk “to me” while facing a different direction. I finally gave up trying to hear him and just ignored what he was saying until he wold come up and speak directly to me.
No wonder he’s your ex. You sound kind of difficult.
J/K. IT’S CUZ I’M SNARKY. PEOPLE LOVE IT.
But seriously, that’s pretty passive aggressive. Maybe you could have just sat down and had a grown up conversation about it. Maybe he was ashamed of the misalignment of his front teeth. That is a pain that never fades, my friend.
Never.
(Source: monautrepants)