September 2011
Anonymous asked: Because I thought you were the guy in the icon picture. Whatever, I'm coping.
Anonymous asked: I dunno. Probably mostly because you bought me drinks that one time. I bet I used to suspect you were cute. And you seem smart enough.
Only one person told me why they follow me.
I LOSE YET AGAIN.
Donkey is such a weird word.
I mumble horribly unless I concentrate really hard...
gregorbehr:
*GRITS TEETH*
I’m hard of hearing and my ex used to mumble ALL THE FUCKING TIME! Plus he would talk “to me” while facing a different direction. I finally gave up trying to hear him and just ignored what he was saying until he wold come up and speak directly to me.
No wonder he’s your ex. You sound kind of difficult.
J/K. IT’S CUZ I’M SNARKY. PEOPLE LOVE IT.
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I mumble horribly unless I concentrate really hard...
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calloutqueen asked: ahahaha did you ask me about if I did drawings anymore because you were rethinking following me? :) ew tumblr royalty. That was probably when I was friendlier to bears.
haterparade-deactivated20111005 asked: GURL WHAT'S YR CRISIS
No one's posting my thoughts about them.
I think this goes against the whole spirit of the popularity game.
I don't think I really do anonymous very well. I'm...
Anonymous asked: Originally because you were so snarky and witty but lately you've kind of fallen off. Your personal tumblr isn't nearly as funny. I wasn't surprised at how you looked though.
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Anonymously tell me why you follow me. →
filmbear:
mynameisdakin:
tell me baby girl cuz i need to know.
Hey, me too and junk.
TUMBLR POPULARITY CONTEST!!! ME TOO!! ME TOO!!
bearlebrity reblogged your photoblock
henceforth we must all assume that anyone we are talking to on Scruff is pooping.
I thought we already did.
August 2011
I like saying words.
“teutonic”
“labrador”
“Cesare” (said in the Italian way like they do in the Borgias)
“pianissimo”
“cachet”
“glossolalia”
“aphasia”
Some favorites.
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One of those nights where you know it was a bad idea to have even that one beer you didn’t even feel like having in the first place.
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Growl’r is significantly more repulsive than Scruff, right? That’s not just me?
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thegoodmoment:
I WAS FEELING PRETTY GAY LAST SUMMER
The xx: Perhaps the most boring live show ever yet a particularly awesome album.
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ahitinsweden asked: All I got was a ford escort when I 16.
More Ordinary People →
This blog is kinda rad. It’s entirely made up of naked pictures of everyday people. Well mostly guys. And many are clearly not that ordinary. But still pretty rad.
This guy masturbates for 8 1/2 minutes in a sauna while doing poppers which I’m pretty sure is a horrible idea but then shoves a dildo up his butt and gets all intense about everything before he cums which is kinda hot.
And some more.
I haven’t posted a lot of porn of late. Here’s a cute chubby dude jerking off. His xtube name is musikerbear.
imshaych:
OMG it’s my math teacher from high school Jacking Off!!!
Game of Thrones as RPG.
This is rad. And very nerdy.
laportderriere asked: Uhm... I can't figure this out... I've even devoted ten minutes of exhaustive google image result cross referencing but isn't that Josh Gates from Destination Truth in your last post?
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM.
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM.