December 2009
Every year at Christmas I listen to the Sufjan...
@christmasonthemoon
How’s the Krugman porno sketch coming?
Strangely, waiting in line at the grocery store kind of gives me a boner.
I'm not around much lately; have I missed anything...
I am a secret and we shall never meet.
I've ended up doing far more blogging for academia...
I know that you miss me and I understand why.
Should I buy the BUTT straight issue?
vooduude:
as a heterophobe, it seems like the wrong thing to do.
I was having the same dillemma, but my OCD couldn’t handle the idea of an incomplete collection.
I will never cease my subscription.
Fucking O’Hare
bearjunkie:
ohyeahbears:
mrbenzadrine:
freedumbring:
thankful for:
Chubarama: you have the most awesome blog, and inspired me to to make a tumblr
Loki: u rock ur body with fierceness, and the world needs more people who love their size the way you do.
Mrbenzadrine: cuz ur always nekkid
Christmasonthemoon: I don’t get ur music tastes, and u are too young for me but all creative writers...
Any advice on how to hit on a red-haired waiter...
To do...
touch myself
clean kitchen
pack
puttanino:
christmasonthemoon:
monautrepants:
christmasonthemoon:
monautrepants:
christmasonthemoon:
I guess I’m done for the semester. It’s freezing and rainy out and I’m more exhausted than I’ve probably been all semester. I kept dozing off and waking up on the train ride home and I can’t guarantee that I won’t just sleep all weekend. Then I came home and was really hungry but I...
The first line of my CV...
monautrepants
Author of Paul Krugman fan-fic.
christmasonthemoon:
monautrepants:
christmasonthemoon:
I guess I’m done for the semester. It’s freezing and rainy out and I’m more exhausted than I’ve probably been all semester. I kept dozing off and waking up on the train ride home and I can’t guarantee that I won’t just sleep all weekend. Then I came home and was really hungry but I think I ate too fast and now I feel sick.
Do you live...
http://fuckyeahpaulkrugman.tumblr.com/
isn’t as sexy as I had hoped. I wonder if there is some way to submit a post? Do you think I need to be nominated? I’m pretty sure they would appreciate it.
So, in general, uh, I'm sorry, I was drunk.
christmasonthemoon:
monautrepants:
Revisions have been made to last night’s, uh, stuff. Sorry if I offended anyone by boisterously proclaiming my desire to have them perform fellatio on me. Or if I offended anyone by not doing so. I’m only a dickhead on my blog.
You were more entertaining than ever.
(BY THE WAY: I’ll try and do the Krugman porn on Monday.)
YESSSSSS.
I haven't the patience for posts over 80 words or...
Which I suppose is ironic. Well not actually ironic because that’s not what that word means, but, you know, maybe odd. Or self-involved.
christmasonthemoon:
I guess I’m done for the semester. It’s freezing and rainy out and I’m more exhausted than I’ve probably been all semester. I kept dozing off and waking up on the train ride home and I can’t guarantee that I won’t just sleep all weekend. Then I came home and was really hungry but I think I ate too fast and now I feel sick.
Do you live with your mom?
XMAS BREAK TO-DO LIST AS OF DEC. 17:
jacquescostaud:
christmasonthemoon:
Write
Put together Christmas single
Finish album
New glasses
Write
Wardrobe shoppin’
Get some books read
Try not to kill myself
Draw Paul Krugman with his dick out or something for monautrepants
Write
Write
You’re gonna post that Paul Krugman drawring on the Tumblr, right?
YESSSS. Santa’s not forgetting ‘bout me this year.
But my tumblarity is the highest it's ever been.
Huh.
So, in general, uh, I'm sorry, I was drunk.
Revisions have been made to last night’s, uh, stuff. Sorry if I offended anyone by boisterously proclaiming my desire to have them perform fellatio on me. Or if I offended anyone by not doing so. I’m only a dickhead on my blog.
Hey you, those of you who can draw.
christmasonthemoon:
monautrepants:
Please draw me a dirty picture of Paul Krugman. It can be my Christmas present.
I could attempt this.
DON’T ATTEMPT, DO!!!
AUDIO POSTS REQUIRE TOO MUCH ATTENTION
“Why is it that I get choked up and misty eyed when I listen to Have Yourself a...”
– (via hotgaynerds)
NO. IT’S BECAUSE IT’S THE ONLY CHRISTMAS CAROL THAT ENTREATS YOU TO MAKE THE YULE-TIDE GAY.
Do you ever find yourself working on some big...
christmasonthemoon:
Yeah, me neither.
CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU MAY THINK THIS IS AN INDICATION THAT YOU’RE A GOOD CANDIDATE FOR GRAD SCHOOL.
should I trim my pubes y/n?
(via vooduude)
THIS SHOULDN’T BE A QUESTION. AS MUCH AS SOMEONE MIGHT BE INTO THE HAIRY DUDES, NO ONE LIKES A MOUTHFUL OF PUBE WHEN HE’S BLOWING SOME GUY OR TRYING TO EAT OUT HIS BUM. TRIM THEM. THEN LET’S HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER. IN THE GAY WAY.
I’m sorry. I was drunk.
abearjunkie:
tiredofbeingignored:
the more i look at men’s bodies, the more i find them beautiful.
then again, i tend to find bodies of all kinds beautiful.
BARRRRRRFFFFFFFF
I'M NOT AS FAT AS A LOT OF YOU HOPE THAT I AM.
I’M SORRY.
