January 2011
freedummring asked: I'm inadequate.
Though we may discuss foucault
No foreskin to dock.
Jan 1st
theboneyard2 said: I like Growlr better…it’s basically the same thing but with a lot more features. Needs iPhone 4 :(
Jan 1st
musipal asked: my thick, furry arms
my luxuriant face hair
my lush vagina
Jan 1st
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seahorsebear asked: Because you are both adorable and I want to do many things with you, some dirty, mostly tender.
Jan 1st
mistersparkle asked: biscuits and gravy
every sunday morning
three dicks over two
Jan 1st
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haterparade-deactivated20111005 asked: How do you expect to find a daddy bear when you're (one of) the oldest person(s) on tumblr? You might as well be an octogenarian compared to the average age of 17 on this fucking thing.

#imacreepyolddudemyself #sorrythisisntinhaikuform
Jan 1st
haterparade-deactivated20111005 asked: How do you expect to find a daddy bear when you're (one of) the oldest person(s) on tumblr? You might as well be an octogenarian compared to the average age of 17 on this fucking thing.

#imacreepyolddudemyself #sorrythisisntinhaikuform
Jan 1st
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December 2010
Scruff is down. My life has lost all meaning.
Dec 31st
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seahorsebear asked: Because you are both adorable and I want to do many things with you, some dirty, mostly tender.
Dec 31st
mistersparkle asked: biscuits and gravy
every sunday morning
three dicks over two
Dec 31st
musipal asked: my thick, furry arms
my luxuriant face hair
my lush vagina
Dec 31st
Why should you be our daddy bear?
Please respond in haiku or limerick form below.  BELOW
Dec 31st
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Christ, finding a daddy bear is way more difficult...
Dec 31st
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Canadian airport security had a “Complaints? Call here…” poster at the security checkpoint. This you would not find in American airports.
Dec 30th
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calloutqueen asked: I should send you and Michael a little something as a thank you for trying, that would probably be something a nice person would do, right?
Dec 30th
Dec 29th
I think I’m allergic to Uggs. Or rather, I’m allergic to the stupid women who insist on wearing them. With or without leggings.
Dec 21st
“Did you just call me a small-town lesbian?”
– Me, clarifying what my boyfriend just said me.
Dec 18th
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“In the end, those of us who expected the crisis to provide a teachable moment...”
– Wall Street Whitewash - NYTimes.com (via fuckyeahpaulkrugman)
Dec 17th
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Has anyone else noticed that increasingly and in addition to all the farting noises that escape the stalls in public bathrooms is the distinct “click” sound an iPhone makes when it is being unlocked.
Dec 16th
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You would think that by the time someone has started their phd, regardless of the field, that they would be able to do the math necessary to calculate a final grade from a semester’s worth of differently weighted assignments and tests. I am discovering that in fact many become tenured faculty without understanding how a letter grade corresonds to a percentage grade or that making your course...
Dec 16th
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"Personally, I think “Taco” sounds like a name...
Dec 16th
freedummring: “The experience reminded me of a time in second grade when my best friend Peter and I decided to touch butts. We just dropped our pants and backed into each other. Butt smushed butt in transcendent symphony. Then we fell on the floor and peed our pants laughing. If you ever have to decide between cuddling feet and touching butts, definitely go with touching butts.” ...
Dec 16th
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freedummring asked: you have know idea how much it hurt me that you didn't comment on this: http://freedummring.tumblr.com/post/2147596291/the-experience-reminded-me-of-a-time-in-second
Dec 16th
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freedummring asked: you have know idea how much it hurt me that you didn't comment on this: http://freedummring.tumblr.com/post/2147596291/the-experience-reminded-me-of-a-time-in-second
Dec 16th
Dec 14th
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mark just said that he's going to sew me a spandex...
EARLY CHRISTMAS!
Dec 14th
Go to my ask, and tell me what Disney princess I...
brothersport: This needs to be reblogged.
Dec 13th
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Win.
They are the awsomest multi-grain craisin walnut molasses yogurt bran muffins ever.
Dec 13th
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All of this merriment makes me wish that I didn't...
Dec 13th
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My advisor got me an amaryllis for Christmas. I'm...
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever or will you ever post a picture of yourself on your blog?
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
I would really like someone to take hazy,...
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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The existence of wigs never occurs to me.
Dec 11th
Someday I'm going to have to explain the existence...
Dec 11th
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I'm gay but I'm not a graphic designer
brothersport: … … … Well… …this is awkward.
Dec 11th
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Have you guys heard of this group "Il Divo"?...
Dec 10th
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I don't really do Christmas cards. I don't really...
So what I’ve been doing is just scratching out the messages inside whatever cards I’ve received, writing my own greeting, and sending them back to the original senders. This accomplishes a couple things a) I don’t have to feel bad about throwing out Christmas cards and b) ensures that those people for whom this is really important receive a card from me.
Dec 9th
haterparade-deactivated20111005 asked: I see you took my netflix suggestion.
Dec 9th
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Lately I never feel full. That's how I know it's...
That and the rectal hives.
Dec 9th