February 2011
Winter music suggestions below, please.
GOD! I'm so tired of looking at boners all the...
Once you get past the horrible sensation of water...
January 2011
mistersparkle replied to your post: Folgers has a shitload of caffeine.
WHY ARE YOU DRINKING THAT SWILL!?
Diva.
Folgers has a shitload of caffeine.
I logged on to tumblr just to say that.
Where should we go on vacation?
Should we go to Fort Lauderdale? My only criteria is that I don’t feel like an absolute freak shoving my pasty mediocre body into a speedo.
I sometimes wonder if any of my online friends are...
haterparade-deactivated20111005 asked: BECAUSE WE ARE BEAUTIFUL
NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
WORDS CAN'T BRING US DOWN
or because I just woke up with my shoes on/contacts in at 7:30am after ditching a Scruff party. DON'T LOOK AT ME.
NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
WORDS CAN'T BRING US DOWN
or because I just woke up with my shoes on/contacts in at 7:30am after ditching a Scruff party. DON'T LOOK AT ME.
I don't know how anyone can use the word "beanie"...
The Platters - Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
How come when Bjork does shitty karaoke it sounds...
I made dirty rice for lunch. I didn't mean to. I...
idunnodavey replied to your post: Music sucks.
Music is my middle name.
I’m dubious as to the veracity of this claim.
Music sucks.
Annie Lennox on Genius Mix + Fig Newtons.
In Gr. 8 I got in-school suspension for asking a...
She was. And I was only confirming a rumor. I wasn’t saying she was fat or anything. Cus she wasn’t. She was like anorexic-skinny. Hence my bewilderment.
Not enough of you thought the Cramsey post was...
Mostly because Cramsey is what my boyfriend calls me and we came up with it long before I ever saw Party Down. But, I mean, for the same reasons.
laguerra replied to your post: homotronic replied to your post: Sometimes I see…
I still have shards of that mirror inside my hole.
You know what your problem is? You’re so FUCKING nostalgic. MOVE ON!!
homotronic replied to your post: Sometimes I see boys kissing each other and I’m still all like, “OMG! FAGS!”
then you realize it’s a reflection of you and some homo in the mirror….?
…on the ceiling.
Sometimes I see boys kissing each other and I'm...
laguerra replied to your photo: For Guerra.
That’s too small.
Good one.
laguerra asked: https://www.ravelry.com/account/login
I need your username and password.
I tried "FaggyFag420" and "canadiantuxedo" but they didn't work.
I need your username and password.
I tried "FaggyFag420" and "canadiantuxedo" but they didn't work.
homotronic asked: i just put on a pair of handknit socks because i'm finally admitting it's winter/cold enough. There's a fucking hole in one of them and i can't tell if it was moths or somebody's (i'll never it admit it was mine, even though it probably was) stupidity that caused it. I thought you might appreciate the level of irritation it's making me feel.
homotronic asked: what began your long descent in to the annals of academia?
homotronic asked: what lead you to start knitting?
Anonymous asked: If you had to choose one flavor to taste for the rest of your life, what would it be? I bet its dick. Is it dick? i bet it's dick.
Sigh.
Please.
I could go for a bit of this tonight.
Anyone going to Dismemberment Plan in Chicago?
thatsnotwhatimasking asked: you know i read your tumblr, right?
thegoodmoment asked: Hi. Nice face. Oh, wait, where's your face?
smiller555 replied to your photo
it’s a wonder you ever get laid.
Whatever. I’m charming. You’d fuck me. And you’d probably get me to provide sarcastic observations about other tumblr users the whole time. It’d make you all wet or whatever.
I think you owe me a snapshot of a certain-daddy bear in a certain pair of boxer-briefs.
Hubba hubba.
[For all you boys, charm tip...
mistersparkle replied to your post: Oh Amy, Don’t hate me for running away from you. …
did you really just post get up kids lyrics?
Whatever. You recognized them.
Diva.