Popularity contests are the best when you’re pretty sure you’re going to lose. Cuz then you can take your ball and go home and actually mean it when you’re all like, “Fuck you, I hate you anyway, I’m better than you all” and you realize it’s true.
Junior High really really sucked for me. But now those fuckers have babies and middle class lives and will never have group sex.

Popularity contests are the best when you’re pretty sure you’re going to lose. Cuz then you can take your ball and go home and actually mean it when you’re all like, “Fuck you, I hate you anyway, I’m better than you all” and you realize it’s true.

Junior High really really sucked for me. But now those fuckers have babies and middle class lives and will never have group sex.

  1. monautrepants posted this