I mumble horribly unless I concentrate really hard and then my jaw and lips get tired from all the articulating.

gregorbehr:

*GRITS TEETH*

I’m hard of hearing and my ex used to mumble ALL THE FUCKING TIME!  Plus he would talk “to me” while facing a different direction.  I finally gave up trying to hear him and just ignored what he was saying until he wold come up and speak directly to me.

No wonder he’s your ex. You sound kind of difficult.

J/K. IT’S CUZ I’M SNARKY. PEOPLE LOVE IT.

But seriously, that’s pretty passive aggressive. Maybe you could have just sat down and had a grown up conversation about it. Maybe he was ashamed of the misalignment of his front teeth. That is a pain that never fades, my friend.

Never.

(Source: monautrepants)

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